To KiLl A mOcKiNgBiRd

Now please don't get me wrong, I LOVE nature. BUT when you are still laying in bed WIDE awake at 1:30am listening to that DARN mockingbird....wraack wraack...twirt twirt twirt...on and on and on........you really start to imagine all sorts of things to do to it. That same bird comes back every year. It imitates every species including the telephone ringing and screaming our last name. YES, it yells our last name. Our landlord used to yell our last name in order to get my husbands attention and the BIRD picked up on it...interesting!!