DaDdY-dAuGhTeR pRoJeCt

Daddy and Maddie built a birdhouse together, which turned out pretty cute after painting and Dad's slate roof!!

ThRoUgH tHe EyEs Of A cHiLd

*Received this in an email from Jane and thought that I'd share it ~ ENJOY!!

The Children's Bible in a Nutshell

In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, 'The Lord thy God is one, but I think He must be a lot older than that.
Anyway, God said, 'Give me a light!' and someone did.
Then God made the world.
He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren't embarrassed because mirrors hadn't been invented yet.
Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden.
Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn't have cars.
Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel.
Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except for Methuselah, who lived to be like a million or something.
One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham. Noah built a large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked some other people to join him, but they said they would have to take a rain check.
After Noah came Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Jacob was more famous than his brother, Esau, because Esau sold Jacob his birthmark in exchange for some pot roast. Jacob had a son named Joseph who wore a really loud sports coat.
Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name was Charlton Heston. Moses led the Israel Lights out of Egypt and away from the evil Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on Pharaoh's people. These plagues included frogs, mice, lice, bowels, and no cable.
God fed the Israel Lights every day with manicotti. Then he gave them His Top Ten Commandments.
These include: don't lie, cheat, smoke, dance, or covet your neighbor's stuff.
Oh, yeah, I just thought of one more: Humor thy father and thy mother.
One of Moses' best helpers was Joshua who was the first Bible guy to use spies. Joshua fought the battle of Geritol and the fence fell over on the town.
After Joshua came David. He got to be king by killing a giant with a slingshot. He had a son named Solomon who had about 300 wives and 500 porcupines. My teacher says he was wise, but that doesn't sound very wise to me.
After Solomon there were a bunch of major league prophets.
One of these was Jonah, who was swallowed by a big whale and then barfed up on the shore. There were also some minor league prophets, but I guess we don't have to worry about them.
After the Old Testament came the New Testament. Jesus is the star of The New. He was born in Bethlehem in a barn. (I wish I had been born in a barn too, because my mom is always saying to me, 'Close the door! Were you born in a barn?' It would be nice to say, 'As a matter of fact, I was.')
During His life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like the Pharisees and the Democrats.
Jesus also had twelve opossums.
The worst one was Judas Asparagus. Judas was so evil that they named a terrible vegetable after him.
Jesus was a great man. He healed many leopards and even preached to some Germans on the Mount.
But the Democrats and all those guys put Jesus on trial before Pontius the Pilot. Pilot didn't stick up for Jesus. He just washed his hands instead.
Anyways, Jesus died for our sins, then came back to life again.
He went up to Heaven but will be back at the end of the Aluminum. His return is foretold in the book of Revolution.

aTc HoLdEr

The vintage stand that I had found at a great bargain is getting filled up with great ATC's and other art from swaps I have been in. I just love this being by my desk to look at. It is a miniature art gallery!!

mY kItChEn

I was taking some "before" pictures of my kitchen and thought I'd share a few of them here. We are getting ready for a kitchen remodel. Jon will be installing a window over my kitchen sink (I HATE starring at a blank wall while at the sink) WOOHOO!! That way I will also be able to see Maddie if she is playing in the yard and her playhouse. We will also be sanding down all of the cabinet and re-staining them. I want to stain the main cabinet frames a country red and the doors will be a white washed stain for a two toned look. We are planning on re-laminating the counter tops, adding new hardware, tiling the back wall and painting the appliances (which are now a 1960's or 70's dark brown) with the new brushed aluminum paint that has come out recently. The walls will be repainted white and instead of paper borders I'd like to stencil the borders. Jon is making me a custom built island which will give me more cabinet and storage space. He is even going to add an electrical strip so that I have more outlets available with out having to practically re-arrange my counter tops just to use a small appliance. I had gotten a black iron pot rack for free on our local Freecycle group which will hang above the island. I am excited for this project to get underway even though it will be an inconvenience during the process.

10 ThInGs On YoUr "To Do" LiSt

It has been a while since I have done a 10 on Tuesday so here goes ~

1. Paint Maddie's coat rack.
2. Finish painting the border in Maddie's room.
3. Get started on the kitchen remodel.
4. Put away winter clothes and get out Spring/Summer stuff.
5. Buy and plant flowers around the house.
6. Get summer outdoor furniture out and cleaned.
7. Clean and paint outdoor glider.
8. Get new gas tank for the grill.
9. Shop for Easter basket stuff for the girls and swap I am in this month.
10. Do more ART!!

I may work on numbers 1 & 2 today since I am broke and can't go to the Farmer's Market today, (sigh...vintage treasure hunting will have to wait until next week).

ViNtAgE SpRiNg SwAp

Once again Linda from Grace Filled Moments was my partner for a swap. This swap was the Vintage Spring Swap at her other site A Swap For All Seasons . How cool is all this vintage kitchen stuff?? The apron is AWESOME, I have been spotted wearing it already!! Maddie's Gampa claims "No one wears aprons anymore!!" That is what HE thinks...right ladies?? The potholder is too cute. I have put the vintage cookie cutters into a wooden bowl, now on display in my kitchen, along with others that I had hidden in a drawer. Maddie claimed the cupcake decorations as "Hers". The crocheted doily went into the bedroom, the cookbook with my others and the cow on a shelf. Thanks Linda you have by far been my best swap partner!! Can't wait to join your next swap, the Summer Tag Book. Want to join??

SpRiNg AtC'S

Here are the 4 Spring themed ATC's that I made for the Monthly swap at AlteredDesigns Yahoo group.

JaCkPoT

While going through more of my craft supplies I came across the Mother Lode of Lace!! Some are vintage and some newer. Well, needless to say this Chipmunk must clean out her nest!! SO, I am making up some tags of 1 and 2 yard pieces of these laces and selling them on my Etsy shop. You may also purchase more yardage if needed and it is available in that particular style. Listings will state what is available. Some of these laces are small amounts and once they are gone, they're gone!! I will also have grab bags of smaller short cuts of lace for you to use in your collage art (pic #2 above).

ViNtAgE aPrOn GiVeAwAy

Head over to The Polka Dot Barn for this COOL vintage apron giveaway!! I borrowed the preview pic from her blog. Go check it out and sign up!!

GrEaT aUnT

My niece Larissa and her husband Hoss just had their firstborn!! That makes me an official Great Aunt!! C'mon...I AM great and hey, that makes my younger sister a Grandma and NOT me HEEHEE!! Isn't he just adorable??

nEw ArT tOdAy

I sat down and did four new pieces today. For this ATC I used the packing tape transfer technique on the image. I made fingerprints on the tape first to make the image look crackled (* a little trick that I figured out by accident) and put this over a printed digital collage. I added the word stickers, paper flower and button to complete.

tRaVeLeR tAg

I stamped the tag using various unmounted stamps that I had (had forgotten about is more like it!!) added the stamped image, butterfly wings and crown cut from scrapbook paper. Isn't it nice when you start digging through your supplies and end up making some great ART from stuff you forgot about? It is like shopping without ever leaving your home!! (C'MON...I know you ALL do this!!) PLEASE...tell me it is NOT just me!!

fLy Me To ThE mOoN

Another ATC I made this morning using odd images that I had in my image box. The little girl is from Inkastamps.com, the moon is from The Mailbox Muse bi-monthly club and the crowns were cut from a sheet of scrapbook paper. The background paper was leftover from a sheet of Halloween scrapbook paper. I titled this one "Fly me to the moon".

tHiS wEeK's tGiF aTc

The TGIF theme for this week at AlteredDesigns Yahoo group is "Dictionary Page". Here is my creation. I am not sure what company the stamped designs are from as I received them in a stamped image swap some time ago.

aLtErEd SpOoN

I had signed up to do an altered spoon for a swap at AlteredDesigns Yahoo group and had no idea what to do with an ordinary vintage spoon. As I was looking through my supplies, everything that I needed to do an Alice in Wonderland theme jumped out at me. The spoon that I used is a large vintage silver tablespoon marked Hershey Hotel on the back of the handle (I didn't swipe it I swear!!). I left the spoon in its tarnished condition and added a tiny glass bottle, a clock button, tea stained tags, a tiny brass cake charm, a tiny brass, an image of Alice from the printed from original book and vintage rhinestones. Even my husband LIKES this one!! He says my art is getting better all the time, such a sweetie!!